All these existing marches are dumb and lame. I hereby declare it's Minotaur March!
Minotaur facts 1: Minotaurs love earrubs. They may be shy about it, but after one or two gorings they'll accept their feelings and happily partake
Minotaur facts 2: Minotaurs don't like linoleum floors. Hooves. Poor traction.
Minotaur facts 3: Minotaurs are immune to floor lego. However, as they are architects at heart, the destruction of the bricks underhoof will enrage them. Keep your lego clean and off the floor!
Feel free to submit your own fun minotaur facts!
@pettancow If you give a minotaur a fairy then she’s gonna want to start a feymarch.
@legendaryjoeb No, no, Faepril is still a month out.
