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Seizing the day by getting up at 10:30 and having brunch, followed now by starting RPG Maker XP

nowadays you want to change like, i don't know, the size of your icons on your desktop and you have to fight against 10 different conf files ones less documented than the other

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As Easter gets closer, please remember and spread the words that lilies are DEADLY for cats. "The entire lily plant is toxic: the stem, leaves, flowers, pollen, and even the water in a vase. Eating just a small amount of a leaf or flower petal, licking a few pollen grains off its fur while grooming, or drinking the water from the vase can cause your cat to develop fatal kidney failure in less than 3 days." fda.gov/animal-veterinary/anim.

In case you need a smile, check out this cute video. And remember that #corvidae (#crows, #ravens, #rooks, etc.) are wicked-smart and deserve your respect.

every once in a while i think about how furlongs-per-pint is exactly the same as miles per gallon

Chess Grandmaster Anna Muzychuk refuses to play in Saudi Arabia and says: "In a few days, I will lose two world titles, back to back." Because I decided not to go to Saudi Arabia. I refuse to play by special rules, to wear abaya, to be accompanied by a man so I can leave the hotel, so I don't feel like a second class person.
#saudiarabia #equalrights

lewd? 

penis enlargement tip: look at hot partner while it's naked

OH: we live in a world where i have to pay $2.99 a month just to get a tentacle

Me, an idiot: “So, kids, by setting the thermostat a little lower and eating less meat, we’re doing our part to make the world more sustainable”

VCs, very smart: “We just raised $100 billion dollars from the sovereign wealth funds of three petrostates to build the world’s largest AI supercomputer. It uses as much power and water as Guatemala and the primary use case is for management consultants to autogenerate powerpoints for justifying mass layoffs.”

it's that time again. i have cumin. so much cumin. and beans. and chili peppers. and alliums. and crushed tomatoes. and oregano. you know what this means

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