The mice have built a giant canon on the moon that shoots cheese back at earth because it's way more efficient than hauling it on ships. Solar power is used to power it, but they still need to send up materials and staff for maintenance. They reused the gulf of Mexico as an impact crater. Florida was permanently sunk into the ocean when the canon misfired and hit the peninsula with 60 teratonnes of pure cheddar. The shrinking moon is fucking with the ocean tides. Environmental activists call for ceasing the mining of the moon cheese, but the world's governments are in the pocket of Big Cheese.

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**Jorin** @jorin@soc.punktrash.club · Mar 25, 2024, 00:24

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Jorin @jorin@soc.punktrash.club

Do you think when mice send their cheese harvester rockets to the moon, they say "initiating launch squeakuence"

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**Epsi** @epsi@akko.wtf · Mar 24, 2024, 17:07

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Epsi @epsi@akko.wtf

average fediverse server

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**Njion the Cofftea Dragon ☕** @njion@bark.lgbt · Mar 24, 2024, 19:06

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Njion the Cofftea Dragon ☕ @njion@bark.lgbt

So if an employee comes to work under the influence of hallucinogens it's "unprofessional" and "a felony" but when the AI used to replace said employee starts hallucinating random nonsense it's "just a quirk of the technology"??

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**Bret Victor** @bret@dynamic.land · Mar 25, 2024, 05:33

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As a young man, when I needed to look up an API, I wrote to a friend.

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**Gremlins, Inc. (it/its) ♿ 🖕** @gremlins@cijber.social · Mar 25, 2024, 06:15

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Gremlins, Inc. (it/its) ♿ 🖕 @gremlins@cijber.social

i am anti-spiders georg but always wondered who spiders georg was. unfortunately i have discovered that it's my partner

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**Esme Povirk** @madewokherd@computerfairi.es · Mar 24, 2024, 21:38

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Esme Povirk @madewokherd@computerfairi.es

Boost if you cook like a video game where you just smash some ingredients together and see what happens.

**FoxQuirk 🦊** · Mar 24, 2024, 14:55

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**hikari 🌟 (lives for another day)** @hikari@noyu.me · Mar 24, 2024, 14:55

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hikari 🌟 (lives for another day) @hikari@noyu.me

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**hikari 🌟 (lives for another day)** @hikari@noyu.me · Mar 24, 2024, 14:53

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hikari 🌟 (lives for another day) @hikari@noyu.me

humans are so funny. we invented digital audio, and we thought we'd finally banished that analogue demon, generation loss. but then we invented digital distribution, and since bandwidth and disk space are expensive, we invented a new kind of generation loss, and we suffer again

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**hikari 🌟 (lives for another day)** @hikari@noyu.me · Mar 22, 2024, 22:11

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hikari 🌟 (lives for another day) @hikari@noyu.me

why does midi not fucking work properly on my macbook. it is enraging. is the 2017 macbook just incapable of sending midi events correctly to a usb adapter due to some hardware issue or does macos just have some incredible bug that only happens for me somehow. i don't get it

**FoxQuirk 🦊** · Mar 24, 2024, 14:21

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**Ninji @ Cambridge 🔜 EF** @Ninji@wuffs.org · Mar 24, 2024, 14:21

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Ninji @ Cambridge 🔜 EF @Ninji@wuffs.org

Here are some random photos I’ve taken recently

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**yuribot** @yuribot@woem.space · Mar 23, 2024, 19:50

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yuribot @yuribot@woem.space

Artist(s): wounds404
Source: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/70899849

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**swimp :steamhappy:** @swimp@wetdry.world · Mar 23, 2024, 19:51

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swimp :steamhappy: @swimp@wetdry.world

don't ever download no linux packages from the trip advisor mirror bro

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**FoxQuirk 🦊** · Mar 23, 2024, 15:40

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**annie 🧸** @annieversary@trans.enby.town · Mar 23, 2024, 15:40

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annie 🧸 @annieversary@trans.enby.town

holy shit https://www.core77.com/posts/130277/Industrial-Design-Student-Work-A-Stabilizing-Robotic-Tail-for-Floating-Astronauts

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**Ellie The Yeen Deer ΘΔ** @DPSsys@toot.cat · Mar 24, 2024, 13:28

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Ellie The Yeen Deer ΘΔ @DPSsys@toot.cat

A person in vrc was playing wake me up inside and singing to it at the top of his voice so I could hear it across the world even with earmuff mode on so I went up to him and said that I am the one who will wake him up inside and I got blocked instantly and finally the world was quiet again

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**Captain ACAB** @MnemosyneSinger@kolektiva.social · Mar 22, 2024, 19:29

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Captain ACAB @MnemosyneSinger@kolektiva.social

The perfect public transit doesn't exi-

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**Catboys Bot** @catboys@cats.city · Mar 24, 2024, 08:00

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Catboys Bot @catboys@cats.city

Catboys!

have a break. have a cat boy.

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Characters: a'gen_(the_legend_of_luoxiaohei) luo_xiaobai luo_xiaohei luo_xiaohei_(human)
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**Elizabeth (kubekitten)** @elizabeth@tech.lgbt · Mar 23, 2024, 21:57

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Elizabeth (kubekitten) @elizabeth@tech.lgbt

*enters a TripAdvisor store*

-hi, I'd like to book a hotel room
+gotcha, here you go
-thanks. btw, do you know where can I get packages for my Ubuntu installation?
+you're not going to believe this
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