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shitpost, modified bible verse 

@autistikai

"You have heard that it was said, ‘Boost your neighbor and block your enemy.’ But I tell you, sext your enemies and pray for those who post hateful comments about you, "

Sry, couldn't resist. :blobjoy:

lewd 

Gonna have some,,, me time,,, before I sleep 😉✨

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sfw furry art, all the headmates 

@azushark Hello! 🙋‍♀️💖✨

at a cool museum and read this poem which is very funny to me bc I just did my wash this morning

cw: it's a 19th century English nursery rhyme, so, yeah

@OCRbot

Virgin Mary?
What if a tiddy was out?

Lady Liberty?
What if a tiddy was out?

Giant formless sea creature?
What if a tiddy was out?

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tfw you stop dissociating and try to improve your life (i.e my life rn but also not today cause tired)

bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth No offence, but I'm gonna fact check that before I believe any of that. Thank you though!

bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth Then what great floods were you talking about?

bot, potentially bad 

@RumPartov@weirder.earth Have you been following the news about the floods in Japan?

A friend of a friend of mine is making a Sci-Fi movie! I looks amazin'! Very 80's. 😍💖✨

Wanna back a sci-fi short film written and directed by a trans man? Check it out!

kickstarter.com/projects/eptfi

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