FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

Here's a good example of straight stupid: The "Teraleak", which claims it's a massive leak of Apple testflight data.

https://twitter.com/teraleak

... it's an Archive Team project from 9 years ago. They announced they were shutting down and Archive Team downloaded everything before it disappeared.

Now places are reporting it as an Apple Leak or something. It's a fucking crawl. A CRAWL, people. How far we have fallen.

no shade on heartbleed, it's just that it was the start of that huge wave of vulnerabilities with names and logos and websites and inspired many unworthy imitators

jesus fuck heartbleed will be ten years old in less than four months 😭

the heartbleed effect (people care about a thing more if you put a silly name on it)

https://digipres.club/@textfiles/111602701916214506

Blobcat plushie, blahaj will protect it forever 💖💖

ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT I WAS DEPRESSED. IT TURNS OUT, I JUST NEEDED A HIGH-STATUS JOB AND HUMONGOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY.

#37C3 / Chaos Communication Congress will also have another instalment of Blåmba! ( https://blamba.de/ ), if you missed it at Camp!

Search for your old Nokia phones and bring them! SIM cards will be available.

If you have creative ideas for artwork, feel free to send them over at https://github.com/blamba-de/blamba-content-ingest

Mobile Suit Baba is out! https://hempuli.itch.io/mobile-suit-baba
#babaisyou

リハビリで描きました
やっぱりドット絵が好き

Added some extra little details, spikes on the knees and lfrith style bunny antenna on the head, in an eye catching red #gunpla #mobilesuitgundam

family got a new samsung tv with a "remote" that has almost no buttons because you're meant to use a phone app instead. phone app is 80mb and tells me my browser (firefox nightly) is unsupported to log into the samsung account to control this tv that's already in our living room. hey @internetofshit

YOUR 2023 CALENDAR WRAPPED

You spent 31 DAYS in each of the months of August, March, July, January, October, and May. That’s a six way tie. Guess you’re the type who can’t be satisfied by just one month! 😎

Your longest day was NOVEMBER 5, a whopping 25 hours. Falling back like a champ! 🍂

This year was the 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF 2013. Here’s to another 10 more! 🥳

You’ve had 51 MONDAYS so far this year. Yikes! We won’t tell Garfield if you won’t. 🐈

@alice ah yes

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ISO C committee, a failed standard effort:

• dysfunctional, couldn't standardise a simple improvement if their lives depended on it
• arcane, incomprehensible specs that nobody reads
• all volunteers. literally nobody involved gets paid
• they have the gall to paywall it??

Khronos (Vulkan, OpenGL) and MIDI specs:

• long track record of pragmatism
• written by big companies that have hardware to ship and no patience for bullshit
• down-to-earth, sometimes refreshingly casual, easy-to-understand specs
• everyone involved has a real job
• free :)