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HP once made printers that didn't just last years, but lasted for huge chunks of an entire century.

My office's HP LaserJet 1100 printed its first page in 1998, printed at least two pages every day, and finally printed its last page this morning before breaking. It printed for 26 years straight.

Twenty six years.

@hikari omg, log horizon is so good! One of my absolute favorites

I should rewatch it sometime

OH: “‘non-greedy’ is the technical term for ‘swippy’”

my partner comes to me and asks if regular expressions are swippy or splooshy. i ask what they mean. they show me a diagram, demonstrating the differences between swippy and splooshy. i laugh uncomfortably and say "they're good regular expressions, sweetie"

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It's kinda depressing how tumblr is imploding now and I'm seeing half my follow list go "man, after seeing both twitter and tumblr do this, it's really showing how it's a bad idea for a social media network to be run by a company who can make arbitrary changes without user consent.

anyway, here's my bsky: ..."

some people don't like it when i say win32 is the stable linux abi. okay. there is actually an alternative: android,

just found out about https://wiishopchannel.net/ and all piracy sites should be like this

why are all the cool intervals secretly inversions of the normal intervals…

Life shouldn't be about accumulating more money and objects it should be about enjoying real luxury when you can.

I regret to inform you that I've become lojban-pilled 😔

[asking a french cat to identify a brazilian coin] chat is this real

I tried to google the error file that dosemu2 was throwing at me and google suggested I buy womens latex lingerie

I'm not sure how that'll help, google?

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