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lewd 

I'm gonna download all the dating apps right now... This is a good idea. πŸ˜„πŸ‘πŸ‘

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lewd, alc 

I'm so horny right now. Dancing drunk around the room in my pretty dress, not wearing any panties. πŸ˜‰ πŸ’– ✨

rom-com feelings 

tfw, watching a rom-com and feeling attracted to both the main characters.

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alc, food 

Done cooking. Time to watch a sappy rom-com. πŸ’–

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alc, food 

Cooking food while having had two glasses of wine on an empty stomach is dangerously fun. 🍷 πŸ’– ✨

we're up all night to pet buns
we're up all night to treat them
we're up all night to boop nose

we're up all night to pet bunnies
we're up all night to pet bunnies
we're up all night to pet bunnies
we're up all night to pet bunnies

Felling hella cute wearing a shirt with a skirt. 😊 πŸ’– ✨

tfw, you accidentally comment out a line in a makefile by putting a backslash at the end of a comment on the previous line and spend hours trying to figure out what's going on. :blobfacepalm:

@RumPartov@weirder.earth If all cubes are boxes and all boxes are blue, what color is a cube?

I am a…
βšͺ man
πŸ”˜ woman

looking for a…
βšͺ man
βšͺ woman
πŸ”˜ new life far away

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

I've been nervous about posting this one, but I've been talking to more and more trans men and transmasc people about our sadly common experience of being driven away from online trans spaces by certain remarks and behaviour. redd.it/d8qx8t

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Do you all want a beer?"

The first logician says, "I don't know."

The second logician says, "I don't know."

The third logician says, "Yes."

"we're onionising the office!"
"...don't you mean unionising?"
*the room slowly fills with onions*
"...shit"

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