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What they tell you about being a lesbian:
* carabiner
* man are trash
* soccer?

What they don't tell you about being a lesbian:
* combos require faster button-presses
* narrower hit box
* immune to necromantic, weak to psychic

it is pretty weird that "make a living" just means "held hostage for labor"

sonic the hedgehog levels are currently severe

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You ever just start programming and are like "I'll see where this takes me and maybe I'll end up painting myself into a corner but that's ok I'm learning" then sure enough it's friday night and there you are, in the corner, weeping, surrounded by a moist, multicolored mess?

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tests are showing horny levels at 69%

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[b]Poetry[/b]
Side effects include happiness, anger, sadness, wonder, awe, thoughts and "feelings".

Ask your librarian if poetry is right for you! 💖

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What the whaaaat redd.it/dhmvr3

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I thought you guys would enjoy my friends reaction to my coming out letter redd.it/dhrsv2

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Something something cracking eggs redd.it/dhxf4e

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"If you are depressed you are living in the past. If you are anxious you are living in the future. If you are at peace you are living in the present"

-- Lao Tzu

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Trans rights y’all redd.it/dibs54

Ok, I'm gonna sleep now. G'night lovelies! 😴💖✨💤

everyone's crazy about that new giant automatic broom! 

it's sweeping the nation

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