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WAT?! You're telling me there has been a team at Facebook designing and implementing this feature, and not one person has stood up and asked:

"Uhm, isn't that super creepy, even for us?"

it's a skirt but it's pants! it's pants but it's a skirt!! who invented this!

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@roxie thanks (I stand bolt upright and sprint straight through the wall, leaving a me shaped hole in it, and at mach 3 deliver the world's most powerful dropkick to mitch mcconnell)

This fox need a shower 🦊🚿 and a walk πŸšΆβ€β™€οΈπŸŒ³ I've almost been couped up inside for over a week, it's birch pollen allergy season πŸŒ³πŸƒπŸ€§ so I avoid going outside but I feel like I should go anyway

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Good Morning! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

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Extremely validating I guess? redd.it/njibz2

uspol, wages, worker strikes post-covid 

Just sayin', that whole "Stores can't re-open because the workers won't come back" thing? Ain't happening here where the minimum wage is actually reasonable.

That birdsite person going on about how with a $15 minimum wage, your Taco Bell order would be $20? Still is like $6, and the local Bell isn't closed because everyone quit.

But I'm sure someone'll take a picture of a line out the door at the only store on the east coast that could scratch together enough staff to open if this continues and say "Communism did this" yup yup.

Good Night! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

journo: is x a thing?
scientist: no
scientist means: this isn't a story/don't frame it this way
journo: [writes story about x, quotes scientist's dissent for "balance"]
dentist to me: you're grinding your teeth a lot

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I made a single
edit on this article
a long time ago

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do you wanna win or do you wanna flash everyone on the battlefield? Very few can accomplish both, are you up to the task? redd.it/nivldh

Good Morning! I think I've got a eurovision sleep hangover γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ πŸ¦ŠπŸ’«

container escape is the queerest type of hacking there is. you come out of the docker closet to become your true self - root

Local catgirl in maid outfit✨ // Eyes contact // Boost ++ πŸ‘Œ 

Nyah nyah motherfucker 😼

Good night! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“ο½ž πŸ¦ŠπŸ’€

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