FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

at pride, whispering to my gf: don't look now but i think we're surrounded by homosexuals

waiting around for slayyyter to perform later tonight

stolen from Twitter: which HTTP 400-level code describes your sex life?

original post: https://twitter.com/HappySinger/status/1369892766960869379

FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)

stolen from someone who didn't add alt text

anyone: *builds a program in release mode*

Visual Studio linker: hey, you wanted a reference to a PDB file containing the full path to your build directory in there, right? right? okay well i'm putting it in there anyway

https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/cpp/build/reference/pdbaltpath-use-alternate-pdb-path use this obscure and not-surfaced-in-the-GUI-anywhere linker flag to not dox yourself

CI is for pansies

real bad bitches who want repeatable builds check in their entire workstations as disk images

You know how some people say that you should not use your phone at the dinner table because they see it as rude to talk to people over the internet instead of people at the dinner table. If someone does that to us we will just talk to each other in the system instead

> learns backgammon
> wants to find a linux gui for it
> finds gnubg
> proceeds to get obliterated by the ai
> turns on “tutor mode”
> “you are about to make a very bad play.”
> has no idea what is bad about it
> click “hint”
> *an incomprehensible graph appears*
> …
> “i’m sure i’ll get it eventually”

its out of touch thursdays!

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