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Good morning! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

Good morning! Going out to dinner with family tonight, γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

at pride, whispering to my gf: don't look now but i think we're surrounded by homosexuals

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pride festival selfie, boosts good 

waiting around for slayyyter to perform later tonight

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stolen from Twitter: which HTTP 400-level code describes your sex life?

original post: twitter.com/HappySinger/status

FOSS (Forced Open Source Software)

:pirate_flag: stolen from someone who didn't add alt text :pirate_flag:

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Estrogen got an MF like redd.it/q4f3kp

Good afternoon! I just painted my nails πŸ’…πŸ’– γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“ο½ž 🦊✨

Good morning! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

intrusive thought, lewd 

if you're getting down with a transgirl that's got a neovag you can press her clit and her prostate at the same time to make her take a screenshot

anyone: *builds a program in release mode*

Visual Studio linker: hey, you wanted a reference to a PDB file containing the full path to your build directory in there, right? right? okay well i'm putting it in there anyway

CI is for pansies

real bad bitches who want repeatable builds check in their entire workstations as disk images

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Posting trans memes until I start HRT: Day 3 redd.it/q3hp3h

You know how some people say that you should not use your phone at the dinner table because they see it as rude to talk to people over the internet instead of people at the dinner table. If someone does that to us we will just talk to each other in the system instead

introducing MaybeBytes, a new data unit that equals to 1,024,288 bytes, right in the middle between megabytes and mebibytes

Good morning! γ“γ‚“γ“γ‚“γ€œ 🦊✨

thinking about that guy who led a DnD game for 16 levels in which an increasing amount of apocalyptic events were happening all focusing around plunging the world into eternal night or tilting it off it's axis or destroying the sun and such just to reveal the big bad of the story was a lady who was angry at the sun because it shone too bright in her study in the morning and they saved the day by buying her a curtain

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