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pro tip: if u do make up and get some foundation on ur hands and immediately after wanna clean ur glasses u should probably wash ur hands inbetween unless u wanna have to clean ur glasses twice

@artefacts a high court in Italy ruled a few years ago that it wasn't illegal for a hungry person to take food from a supermarket if they couldn't afford it

"The condition of the defendant and the circumstances in which the seizure of merchandise took place prove that he took possession of that small amount of food in the face of an immediate and essential need for nourishment, acting therefore in a state of necessity," the court ruled according to local media reports.

It added the judgement “reminds everyone that in a civilised country not even the worst of men should starve”.

independent.co.uk/news/world/e

garnet's face is the reaction of every trans person when a friend they thought for SURE was cis comes out as trans. I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD BE SURPRISED BY ANYTHING AGAIN AND NOW I'M MORE SURPRISED THAN I'VE EVER BEEN

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Spent the last week debugging rotations, translations, and ultimately, transformation matrices, to get this to FINALLY work. Per request of @sjpalmer1994

SunOS 4.1.4 says it can't possibly be the year 2023: "WARNING: preposterous time in filesystem -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!"

sorry SunOS, there's nothing i can do to fix 2023.

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Here are some random photos from my archives, this time from late 2016

(Fun fact: The tapas sign is from a restaurant in Malaga which had multiple signs bearing very, very long rants about how they are the best restaurant and every other restaurant's paella sucks)

I feel like someone must have done this terrible #linguistics joke before, but I've never actually seen it.

How to understand hardware implementation details in your machine.
1980s: Read a manual called Principles of Operation.
2020s: Solve a jigsaw puzzle by putting various sources of information together, like marketing materials, PC hardware review articles, programming blogs, mailing list and source code, microbenchmark results, research papers, and sometimes a tweet from the chip's chief architect.

A passenger airline client is developing the complicated scheduling tools to ensure that pregnant employees can minimize working in states with actively dangerous restrictions on reproductive healthcare. Pilots also need to rethink where to divert if a passenger has a prenatal medical emergency.
The nearest airports are not necessarily places where care can be provided. This is a major safety, moral, and reputational risk, and it's damned shameful that we have medical "dead zones" in America

fun fact with these magnetic USB charging cables:
if you have two of them, they will naturally attach to each other, creating a forbidden USB A-A cable, but better yet: they actually cross-connect because MAGNETS, so ground is wired to +5 and vice versa!

@Texan_Reverend I'm seeing people boosting posts about instances muting or blocking the new BBC instance because of their transphobic reporting.

As a trans person I'd like to request that you *don't* do that.

They're generally a respected news source and having them throwing their weight into Mastodon would be a huge boon.

I'd also rather get my transphobic news stories from the source than second-hand posts linking to them.

I think the positives of their presence outweigh the negatives.

Today I worked some more on my blog generator

I had to replace characters with html escape sequences, and then I had to escape that again to be able to put that string as a replacement in a sed substitution command

That took a while and in the end it's like two lines of code but it's two important lines

I feel like I've learned a lot about sed

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