FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

meme about pronouns

who called it "undefined behavior" and not "subjective c"

straight-haired girls: "oh, it's raining! that's so fun! do you wanna go outside and play in the rain, with all the moisture and humidity, without umbrellas???"

curly-haired girls: "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."

🎶 I am the very model of a modern useless lesbian,
I've mastered not a single art from music to the thespian,
I can not for the life of me tell when I'm being flirted with,
The common refrain from our friends is "when will you two fucking kiss?"
I haven't learned to rust or C, can barely start a document,
I don't own swords or dogs, don't have a single lesbi-complement
and if we have a second date then most importantly of all,
I do not have a license so I can not drive our date U-haul. 🎶

The bots are now hiring. I saw a checkmark on a form for a job application that said "opt out of AI".

I've applied to this place before and was insta-rejected, which was unusual. This time, I unselected the box. I received a notification that my application was accepted. No insta-rejection.

What's interesting about this is that the company says that it "will not use AI to filter applications", but that was clearly false.

Really looking forward to unanticipated consequences of AI everywhere.

New stealthy techniques let hackers gain Windows SYSTEM privileges https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/new-stealthy-techniques-let-hackers-gain-windows-system-privileges/

we are in the timeline where Sweden (Sverige, Svea rike) is named after the Swedes. but as anyone who's read about the titles Swedish kings used to have will know, Sweden is also the kingdom of the Goths. what if we were living in a timeline where we called it Gothen or something. that would be cool. Gothenburg would probably be the capital

its out of touch thursdays!

when time traveling, the first thing you should do to narrow down which Mandela Effect fork you’re in is to check whether the capital of Italy is Rome or Reme

I told a colleague that logistic regression is AI and they got mad at me, so I made a chart. Find yourself. I am "Tinder is AI".

@libre_fox @Houl

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I never thought I would be sorry to see our current SAP integration gone, but this freakshow is making me rethink that.

#ProgrammingHorror

What does Linux flavor taste like

Updated Chrome today, and was immediately given a prompt about how my browsing preferences would be directly used to feed me ads.

Chrome auto-enabled a feature that sends sites info to send me personalized ads based on browsing history, the ability for sites to determine what I like and update the ads as I browse, and the ability for sites to measure ad effectiveness.

These are built-in features of the browser now.

STOP USING CHROME

A few months ago I saw a picture of this weird computer made of wood. I went to LA to meet the guy who made it, and found a new vision for how we build and use gadgets. And, of course, to play with the wood computer! https://www.theverge.com/23841276/mythic-computer-keegan-mcnamara-pc-builder