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@matt our "the seagulls don't work for us" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by our sign.

Hey, if anyone ever worried about the safe zones of a Mastodon banner image, I got you covered. Pink areas are obscured by the mobile website, blue are obscured by the desktop website. The second one is a transparent PNG that you can just paste in as a new layer in Photoshop, Krita, CSP, etc, at the maximum 1500x500 pixels.

therapist: do you have difficulty trusting people?

me: well a website told me to paste /bin/bash -c "$(curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Homebrew/install/HEAD/install.sh)" into a command prompt and I did so clearly no I do not

They should make estrogen gel in neon colours so that you can pretend you're a Splatoon level when you're medicating

This is, quite simply, the saddest thing I have ever written. I am devastated 😭

I beg anybody who sees this toot to read the post it links to, to make sure a kind, tortured soul was not forgotten.

shdon.com/blog/2023/11/24/jumb

I would like to thank whoever didn't configure their malware properly

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I banned the user-agent "my first bot" or something like that from my phpbb forum and I haven't had a single spam post since

I used to get hundreds a week

That video also referenced at the end another really good video I can recommend:

The World is Not Ending by Sophie From Mars
youtube.com/watch?v=DalnJ-isI5

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Watched a really good video, give it a watch!

Art in the Pre-Apocalypse by Jacob Geller
youtube.com/watch?v=O9N7Awpk9l

german is such a good language because instead of calling it a “grand piano” they call it a „Flügel“, which is the word for a wing. because it looks like a bird's wing!! 🕊️

a fittingly beautiful name for such a beautiful instrument. it just makes me happy

Heads up: LG bans LGBTQ content in their app stores without even having a policy against it. Another reason not to buy from them.
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