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Security advice: if you find a random USB flash drive, plug it into your coworker’s computer

Why can’t all licenses be like the GPL and have a lesbian variant (LGPL), an ace variant (AGPL) etc.??

There's something with being at work that ruins my ability to post, feeling uninspired

And to think someone woke up one morning and thought, "This would be better if everything was flatter and more grey."

2891. Log Cabin 

title text: I'm sure the building inspectors will approve my design once they finally manage to escape.

(xkcd.com/2891)
(explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php)

Yeah vision pro is neat but the future is smart glasses you charge with a comedy nose called Mister Power

shakira but one of her hips lies but the other tells the truth

It's a touch button. You cannot read the Braille without activating it. :blobfoxmelt:
#PublicTransit #PublicTransport

umm……… when we said this is a pianos-only space we didn't mean you :/ okay you're an “upright piano” but your sound is kinda harpischord-coded and it's making some of us uncomfortable :/ this space is only for afab pianos (assigned flügel at birth)

‪ahhh the magic of practice. i spent all that time yesterday getting the chords/melody/hand movements right, but it was a real struggle to get a full recording without mistakes in it and my timing was awful. one night of sleep later, now it's easy!‬

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"Let me repeat that: the people who created the first Super Mario Bros. game are still at Nintendo 38 years later." newsletter.bijanstephen.blog/l

*with physical exercise

I apparently also started the day with a typo

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In a totally uncharacteristic move I have started the day physical exercise

what doesn't kill you makes you stronger: it increases your modulus of elasticity but lowers your strain at yield, reducing the area under the stress-strain curve so you are less tough and more brittle

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