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Doc to me: Could you be pregnant?

Me: Nope - they removed my uterus.

Doc: Are you sure? You look young. Maybe it was your appendix?

Me: I know the difference between my appendix and my WOMB.

Doc: Orders pregnancy test anyways

We really need to discuss how AFAB patients get treated by many doctors. If you need to do a pregnancy test on everyone as a matter of course - then just do the test. But don’t waste time arguing with me about whether I know the difference between an appendix and my LITERAL womb when I’m having a life threatening cardiac emergency.

#Gaslighting #disability #ChronicIllness #Spoonie #ableism #discrimination #advocacy

share if you're barely holding on while still pretending to be fine most of the time

or if you really like the ikea shark soft toy 100cm "BLÅHAJ"

My Wii Pointer cursor set is finally finished. It replaces all the default windows mouse cursors with nice and crisp renders of the Wii Pointer hand. And I've thrown in some extra icons too so every style of cursor is new!! (despite the alt. cursor barely ever being used in Windows >.<)

I'm also releasing the vector image files that I made during the creation of this cursor, as I know a few people wanted high quality versions of the Wii Pointer hand ^^ :hd_dvd_spin:

Downloads and a bit of a longer writeup here:
primm.gay/extras/other/cursors

If you want many eyes on your open source project, you need to get rid of assholes.

Bad community management is a security risk.

Assholes bully sole maintainers.
Assholes gatekeep and keep maintainer numbers low.
Assholes waste time on the mailing list with petty bullshit.
If you fundraise, assholes are bullying your grant writers and community managers.

Some of the best security contributors don't write a single line of code. They yeet assholes.

re: mh

Feeling better now, but yea what a joke of a day today has been for me, the whole day just, Poof! Gone! ☁️

It's been one of those days, made plans and none of them came to be, c'est la vie, non? Well, at least sometimes

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“When drivers fail to yield for pedestrians, it’s not because they can’t see them, it’s because they don’t care.” Kudos to @VisionZeroYVR for this brilliant intervention. dailyhive.com/vancouver/bricks #TheWarOnCars

Happy April Fool's Day, reposting this old classic is all I got, hope you have a good one and nobody does something shitty as a "joke"

Jesus has risen*

*in some markets. past performance is not indicative of future performance. this toot is not financial advice

My favorite Ren Faire story:

I knew a guy who kept a Starfleet insignia pinned to the inside of his garb. A few times per season, some folks would come to the Faire cosplaying as a Star Trek landing party, investigating a “primitive” world.

He would take them aside, show his insignia, and identify himself as a Starfleet officer on a cultural research mission. He’d call them out for breaking the Prime Directive and ruining his research. Then he’d demand to know what ship they’re from, and threaten to get them court martialed if they didn’t change into something less conspicuous.

mh- 

Time has been all wibbly wobbly for me today, I feel like it's around noon, but it's soon 18:00 local time, I have not done anything today and nothing feels right, everything just feels flat. I'm so bored yet cannot focus on anything.

@fkamiah17 So they want to arrest homeless people, lock them up, charge them, take them to court (eventually), convict them and presumably send them to jail to be locked up in overcrowded prisons, where they need to be fed and treated for ill health, so we'll need to build more prisons to house and care for them.

So why not cut out the expensive cruelty theatre and just provide some, you know, houses and services to house and care for them outside prison instead?

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't lie to the IRS on April Fools

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:bing: can u lie to the irs on april fools
:bing: can u lie to the irs on april fools politifact
:bing: can u lie to the irs on april fools mythbusters
:bing: can u lie to the irs on april fools bible

NEW FROM ME: so i guess i hacked samsung?!
it's not quite xz but at least my grandma knows what samsung is

a short bug bounty write up on how i randomly stumbled onto samsung cloud infrastructure

(not an april fools bit)

https://maia.crimew.gay/posts/i-hacked-samsung/

hey there, it's so i'm going to be humbly asking for any help at all that people can give to help a disabled trans woman get married to her partner, despite the awful costs involved due to visas, gofund.me/580dbcb4 .
Boosts are welcome, likes are not, if you don't care to at least increase the range of this, don't bother interacting

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