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Falsehoods programmers believe:

* Thinking the gender binary can be encoded in just a single bit.

** In reality, the gender binary word size often exceeds the byte it takes out of your simplistic, need-to-unlearn understanding.

Gun/film making shitpost  

Weird of you to assume that Chekov is going to shoot someone just because he has a gun tbh

@tulpenkiste@lea.pet "USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws isn't real, it can't hurt you."

USB 3.0 Type Micro-B with locking screws:

Don't forget that any collective action must never ever disrupt normality, should always be done at times when you will inconvenience the least number of people, never upset the privileged, not impact the institutions of society at all, and no one should be made uncomfortable in the slightest.

Because that's how real change always happens.

"it/it's is dehumanizing!" says the person who thinks children are property of their parents

Back in 1999 when you'd go to join a new forum there'd be a rules page, and at the bottom would be a big bright eye-catching "AGREE AND CONTINUE" button, and a little way above it, in the rules themselves, would be something like "To prove that you've read the rules, click on the period at the end of this sentence."

Clicking on "AGREE AND CONTINUE" would issue a two hour IP ban so you could Actually Read The Rules, and also think about what you'd done.

1999 was a hell of a year

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It's not a limousine if it's not from the Limousin region in France otherwise it's just long car

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