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I just have to say: Mastodon is better than twitter or X or bluesky or whatever.

i tried to install the web browser called chromium and instead installed… this?

this is why i love linux

(what you can't see here is how the text on the title screen is a 3d object that spins and is shiny)

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‪i just mounted /tmp as tmpfs. it's my god given right as an linux user to be able to do dd if=/dev/zero of=/tmp/test count=4000000 and watch my memory fill up 🦅🥲‬

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Siesta is an English word that means siesta, which is derived from the Spanish word siesta, which means siesta

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

A WARRIOR FEARS NOTHING, NOT EVEN ASKING FOR HELP.

for context this is what eJay looks like (specifically the version i have memories of)

it is the most 90's thing imaginable

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so when is everyone gonna dig out their old copies of Dance eJay and make that software cool again. because that was the shit

A COMPUTER CAN NEVER FIND OUT THEREFORE A COMPUTER SHOULD NEVER FUCK AROUND

shower thought re. rgb 565 vs. theoretical 555|1 (common least significant bit for each component): it introduces higher "distortion" for darker colors (i.e. the closest encodable to dark purple { 1, 0, 1 }/64 is dark grey { 1, 1, 1 }/64), but our vision loses color sensitivity in low-light conditions anyway, so that probably would have been a better fit

You’re running out of time to secure a naked young man to plant your cucumbers

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Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!