FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

‪examples:‬

‪cola‬
‪- coca-cola‬
‪- pepsi‬

‪lemon‬
‪- sprite‬
‪- 7-up‬
‪- fanta lemon‬
‪- probably fanta orange also, citrus fruits are inbred‬

‪mystery‬
‪- irn bru‬
‪- uludağ gazoz‬
‪- dr pepper‬
‪- cream soda‬
‪- trocadero‬
‪- dandelion and burdock‬
‪- those extremely cheap sodas with implausible flavours‬

there are three flavours of soda: cola, lemon, and mystery. scientists believe this latter category is by far the largest, with most of its members still undocumented

okay so it turns if you and someone else mute eachother on discord when in a voice room because you're in the same room irl, next time you voice call eachother directly you'll both hear nothing and have no visual indication this is what's going on

‪we can only hope that the war will end before that many people actually die, and that if they are fed this is not made conditional on expulsion, but it's very hard to be optimistic‬

my morally unassailable position on the israel–gaza war is that knowingly creating and maintaining the conditions in which up to two million people are likely starve to death is not defensible under any circumstances and that “genocide” is not an inappropriate word to use for it

cute frog

oops!

my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it

30.

(steps into mitte for like five seconds) HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED CHECKPOINT CHARLIE??? DID YOU KNOW BERLIN USED TO BE DIVIDED BETWEEN THE UNITED STATES AND THE SOVIET UNION

29.

> promised an „u-bahn“
> purchase ticket
> overground

🔎🐱

Just so you know #eurovision always fucking sucked, not even telling you that they still let Israel in

@Nifflas My favourite is probably False, which is probably the start of the trend, which was also actually usable to write real programs in, and the compiler was 1k. Brainfuck was a response to it, trying to make a smaller compiler while sacrificing all usefulness, which it achieved by having a compiler under 256 bytes.

I was gonna finish this much earlier but the power came for like 30 mins and went out. I had to finish this with generator power. halp.

there are rumors about 2fa possibly involving other things, like authentication apps or biometrics or "you bee keys", whatever those are, but there's no evidence of that ever being real.

it's just a password and a 6 digit number you get texted

why is it called 2 factor? well, there's two factors:
1. your username/password
2. a 6-digit number you get texted

"2 factor authentication" is an english word meaning "we'll text you a 6 digit number"

Dublin right now #solarflare #aurora