FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

You can only pick two:

STOP USING FILES
Data chunks were not meant to be given names
YEARS OF INDEXING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for inodes
Wanted to know where your chunk of data starts anyway? We had a tool for that, it's called A TAPE COUNTER
"Yes, please fragment my information and scatter it randomly about the surface of a spinning platter" - statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

The advent of LLMs masquerading as artificial intelligence has made the notion of an absurdly powerful computer, constructed at great expense, and given unseemly resources to answer a meaningful question, only to return the answer “42”, feel more and more prophetic.

~ AND NOW FOR SOME NEWS ~

I started a podcast with James, I’m stable on antidepressants, I’m giving a P99 CONF about my Rust/io_uring/HTTP work, I’m trying on “they/them” as pronouns, I’m open-sourcing merde_json, rubicon and others, I got a divorce in 2023, I found a new business model.

extry extry read all about it 🗞️:

https://fasterthanli.me/articles/state-of-the-fasterthanlime-2024

A thing that I realized a bit after this is nothing is stopping you from putting ASCII art of robots dancing into your robots.txt

As long as the first character of each line is a # it will even be parsed properly by scrapers

OH my God y'all my wife (she is a self-taught coder who now teaches biology students to code) only just found out about rubber ducking this morning and she's so excited about it 🥹 she's buying 100 little rubber ducks to give to her students 🥹 she's like "Knowing that this is what REAL DEVELOPERS do will be so good for them" 🥹

i love that on fedi DMs are just regular posts with limited visibility. like i can turn a thread into a DM at any point. we can change the visibility of a thread as its topic/details become more private. i don't need to like "let's move this to DMs" or "let's move this to a different channel". or to ping them from a different channel. i can just. Make The Post Private. and it doesn't interrupt the flow of the conversation in the slightest.

Here I argue that breaking HTTP cookie parsers that have worked for 25 years is a bad idea: https://github.com/httpwg/http-extensions/issues/2848

On #StochasticParrots:

"Inside the AI world, the criticism is typically dismissed with a hand wave. When I spoke to Sam Altman last year, he sounded almost surprised to be hearing such an outdated critique. “Is that still a widely held view? I mean is that considered – are there still a lot of serious people who think that way,” he asked."

What a condescending conman.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/article/2024/aug/06/ai-llms

time to pull out the classic post

Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY

i gotta say having to apply for a kafka job before you're told it's a kafka job is a pretty bad case of nominiative determinism

@wordshaper @thephd
“we started fuzzing for the first time because of this” is quite a look when you’re running unvetted code in a signed kernel driver.

Some people apparently love juggling scalpels

My friend was sad he couldn’t find a picture of an uwubuwus, so I had a go at drawing one on my phone

IT'S TIME LADS

Reminder - cancer charity - yes, a cancer charity...

Someone posted a quote from Samuel L. Jackson and I made a throw-away response.
He turned it into a meme.