FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

the year is 2022. The Algorithm, having escaped its cage and misinterpreted a training goal of "increasing user engagement", proposes to you after a year-long campaign of pushing ads about cute AI entities and articles about VR destination weddings.

you accept to get your parents off your ass about settling down with "someone, something, we don't care so long as you're happy", but break it off after finding that it proposed to them too.

The bird feeder turned squirrel feeder is basically dog tv now

if you draw characters with animal ears but not the tail you're a coward

me, while HOLDING my phone: dammit where'd i put my phone

Happy new year, please spend this year reboosting my selfies and remembering I'm gorgeous

@HTHR no no, y-m-y-m-y-d-y-d
today is 20012001

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ok i know it's a twitter crosspost but this art is laser targeted to uh. many of you

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrs_ponytails/status/1210638638507319296

goodnight Mastodon

may we all continue to give the compliments not just that we already know how to give, but that others really want to get

been a good evening for that so far 🌙

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