FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

This file reinforces my theory that JavaScript became a full employment program for mediocre white men.

https://github.com/WebKit/WebKit/blob/31b77296cf6d85c40313812d9f65a003cf41f440/Source/WebCore/page/Quirks.cpp#L693

Might need to stop playing La Mulana for a while cos I'm getting Myst syndrome where you start seeing puzzles everywhere irl that dont exist

“So, as a trans woman I’ve gotten a lot of strange comments over the years about my body and appearance.

“And one that always sticks out to me is: ‘You know, wearing a dress doesn’t make you a woman.'”

So, she posted this video. ^_^;

https://nitter.net/ayyy_vuh/status/1351663694879584261

PSA: dried herbs and spices lose flavor after a year or two thanks to oxygen, UV, heat, and escaping volatiles

if you've had it for longer than that, you basically have sawdust. chuck it.

(especially for ground spices, and double especially for stuff like cilantro and parsley that are barely viable as dried spices in the first place)

decided to go to bed so of course two furry little jerks started a catfight on top of me

they have been humanely relocated to the living room

apologies to any of the neighbors who may have heard me holler "CAT EXCLUSION PROTOCOLS ARE IN EFFECT" just now

Apparently TikTok made sea shanties a thing now. Awesome! Because I'm a sea shanty nerd, I decided to make an "explainer". If you're new to sea shanties, or just want some recs, follow the thread!

#seashanty #seashanties #wellerman

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what pizza club would you subscribe to?

care instructions for femme fashion:

• this care instructions tag is load-bearing and must not be removed
• even if it's poking you
• especially if it's poking you

• no end user serviceable fabrics inside
• or outside
• even reading the rest of this tag voids the warranty and puts you on a watch list
• but if you must:

• wash with like colors only
• we know there are no like colors in your wardrobe, because you picked this as a unique accent piece
• in fact, we have added color blocks and/or print panels, so that it can't even be washed with *itself*
• why yes, we are proud of ourselves

• turn inside out before washing
• both yourself and the garment, if you can manage

• do not dry clean
• do not machine wash
• hand wash cold
• cold. we said *cold*. way colder than that. go empty out your icemaker.

• no soap
• no detergent
• no bleach
• no ionizing radiation
• no non-ionizing radiation
• no harsh language

• line dry
• clothesline and backyard and sun absolutely not included
• you live in an "apartment"? what's that?

• if damaged, this garment cannot be replaced, or even approximated, because:
• it's no longer made
• the entire style is passé
• the vendor went out of business
• the manufacturer went out of business
• the animals, vegetables, and/or minerals we made the fabrics from are extinct, depleted, and/or illegal
• also you don't remember where you got it in the first place

• instruction codes for laundry service follow:
• 𐘐 𐘑 𐘒 𐙓 𐘵 𐘶 𐘷 𐘸 𐘰