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Anyone on here know a good vps service? Not only looking for web hosting but also running my own stuff

i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most Unovan cities.

The CSS Working Group has published a First Public Working Draft of CSS Anchor Positioning. This allows a positioned element (such as a tooltip or pop-up footnote) to size and position itself relative to one or more "anchor elements" elsewhere on the page
w3.org/news/2023/first-public-

The one thing I like about work Zoom meetings is getting to hit the big "END MEETING FOR ALL" button. I wish I could edit the text to say something like "BY YOUR COMMAND" or "MEMENTO MORI"

Oh no, "Pump Up the Jam" just came up on "the radio" and I IMMEDIATELY thought of Cunk on Earth. My brain has been rewired 🙃

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunk_on_

Spinoff #2: as-of-yet unnamed tactical strategy puzzler in the spirit of Into the Breach, starring Baba characters!
#babaisyou

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

I got a cold, just before the local pride week starts, I'm gonna miss all of it :blobsad:

Here are some more "MASTODON PRO - TIPS®" 

1. There's a "Follow Request" button. It's really easy to overlook it entirely. It contains manual approvals for followers your server thinks are sketch.

2. If you find the "block DMs from non-followers" checkbox, beware— it *does not warn* people DMing you that their DMs won't be seen.

3. There's a "filter" feature that lets you hide *or add a clickthrough for* keywords. You can make any one annoying post Go Away by hitting ⋯ then "Filter this post"

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welp, if anybody's looking for a staff SWE with expertise in media handling, ffmpeg, C, C++, x86, ARM, reverse engineering, libc customization, network APIs, TLS, and plenty more… hit me up

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