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I was gonna boost a web 1.0 nostalgia thread, but turned out to be just defeatist, and yknowha? no
web 1.0 never died
what has died is the will to make it grow
you can totally make a webring right now if you want
you can make a shitty table with thick borders and yellow backgroung
you can make whatever website you want even if it's bad and under construction and you never finish it, but leave some poetry in one of the links
what is stopping anyone from doing this? it's definitely not twitter, or a shift in technology
just fukn do it if you want, dare do it, there's literally nothing to lose

me: do you sell ducks?

him: yes, but they're going quick

me: ok I'll take one

[later]

duck: quick

me: I see

@q our top-notch sysadmin team is monitoring the situation closely!

i found an exciting new dinner venue near me on Apple Maps — not sure if i'll like the cuisine, but it's an option

Was talking to a friend about how some of the music in The Room sounds a wee bit like the music in 3D Movie Maker and got to thinking, what if they used "Flowers Good.mid" instead of "Flowers Evil.mid" for the flower shop scene?

nonono, you didn't understand. we were supposed to containerize the *computers*, not the *developers*

"Piracy can't be stealing if paying for it isn't owning"

This is increasingly how it feels, when streaming shows disappear for tax reasons and things you "own" digitally become inaccessible.

Thank you @Illuminatus for this quote.

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cohost is a nice website run by cool people and i enjoy the things that are posted there and the people that inhabit it. it's design philosophy is admirable, despite its growing pains. i hope it succeeds in its mission, which will be a net benefit to the internet and its users.

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officially . please get in touch with me if you know of any remote positions for an all-around programmer, developer, interface designer with 10 years experience. i can do pretty much anything with computers and i need to survive. :boost_ok:

homelabbers be like "aw man what a long day of working on computers time to go home and kick back and relax by working on computers"

The FFT algorithm is a complex and convoluted one.

people giving serious consideration to making bluesky or threads their Main Site is comical to me

like yes lets pick the invite only site with The Racism Dial and Pre-packaged Clout or the site from the wax faced pr zuckerdroid that wants to slurp so much of your data and personal info its banned in europe

Anyone on here know a good vps service? Not only looking for web hosting but also running my own stuff

i like how "illegal in the EU" means it probably violated a human right and "illegal in florida" means it probably is a human right

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most Unovan cities.

The CSS Working Group has published a First Public Working Draft of CSS Anchor Positioning. This allows a positioned element (such as a tooltip or pop-up footnote) to size and position itself relative to one or more "anchor elements" elsewhere on the page
w3.org/news/2023/first-public-

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