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The English language is a wonderful thing, and we know some rules without knowing we know them.

‘Have you ever heard that patter-pitter of tiny feet? Or the dong-ding of a bell? Or hop-hip music? That’s because, when you repeat a word with a different vowel, the order is always I A O. Bish bash bosh. So politicians may flip-flop, but they can never flop-flip. It’s tit-for-tat, never tat-for-tit. This is called ablaut reduplication, and if you do things any other way, they sound very, very odd indeed.’ From ‘The Elements of Eloquence’ by Mark Forsyth.

#English #language

they say the pen is mightier than the sword

[stabs you with a swordfish]

Just think, there are professional programmers these days, even ones using C/C++, who don't have to know what a calling convention even is!

Think of them, and envy them.

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oh shit lmao i just popped open the harvest moon ds cute rom in a filebrowser tool, and uhhhhh, they shipped this game with a file named 'Desktop_.ini' in every folder, which has the text '2007-6-25' in it.

according to google, this file is dropped by a bit of malware called 'Fujacks' (see: microsoft.com/en-us/wdsi/threa ), meaning that whoever built the rom that they shipped did it on a computer infected with this virus.

1 AM. I cannot sleep. Went looking for cursed content on the internet. Succeeded harder than I intended to. Now I still can't sleep, but for a different reason.

Over the last several days Stefan Torto has posted on YouTube multiple videos in which he is playing synthesizers on this table, with the camera on the exact same position and the cat in his lap. From this I conclude that sometime three or four days ago Stefan's cat sat in his lap and he has been sitting in that chair the entire time since then, unwilling to dislodge the cat to stand up, with nothing to do except create electronic music with the handful of synthesizers that happen to be in reach

Someone should remove the ball gag from RISC-V designers before you let them name extensions...

Smcntrpmf

Hello hello! We made the first release candidate for version 0.11.0 of #GoToSocial

Highlights for this release candidate:

  • #Hashtags! Finally, hashtags federate in and out of GoToSocial as they should, and you can view timelines of hashtagged posts in your client app of choice.
  • Account notes! You can now set, view, and unset your own private notes on accounts.
  • Lots of performance stuff: we tweaked our cacheing configuration, increased the amount of concurrent database connections that sqlite can use, and more. Things oughta feel a teensy bit faster :)
  • Bug fixes, bug squashes, bug err... obliterations.
  • Probably some new bugs for you to enjoy.

You can find the release candidate at the following link:

https://github.com/superseriousbusiness/gotosocial/releases/tag/v0.11.0-rc1

As always, please read the migration notes carefully.

Thank you!

“Stop illegal cross-Channel migrants and their enablers”

I will never workshop my posts to maximise clout

but I *will* workshop them to maximise psychic damage

the success criteria is "how many people will reply and tell me to stop"

LB: why do I get the feeling that there's probably a bunch of companies needlessly redownloading the same 100 - 1000 packages they need over and over again as part of some automated 'continuous integration' pipeline that runs 100s of times per day.

mastodon.social/@wilfredh/1108

Running a package manager host for a popular language is really expensive. TIL that Python costs several million dollars per year!

You ever think about how Google de-spined - destroyed - literal tonnes of books donated by university libraries, with the intention of scanning them into a digital free library, and how none of that ever materialized?

Those books are just gone now, instead.

little known fact but the "GL" in OpenGL is short for "girls' love"

Hear ye, hear ye, good denizens of Balerno! With great mirth and jubilation, I, your humble sovereign, doth declare the dawn of a novel epoch in our fair township. Behold, a proclamation most wondrous: the birth of a novel social network, woven with threads of enchantment and fellowship. By mine own decree, wizards, dwarves, gnomes, and warlocks shall now unite within the realm of this virtual sanctuary, a haven to share tales arcane and forge connections unbounded.

Harken, for this haven shall be a refuge where the eldritch and the earthbound alike may converge, sheltered from the malevolent shadows cast by goblins and their ilk. Here, in this realm unspoiled by the taint of their mischief, we shall build bridges of kinship and understanding amongst all who dare join. Aye, let it be known that the glow of friendship shall outshine the darkest corners, and the magics of unity shall dispel the lingering gloom. May this proclamation traverse the land, from hamlet to hillside, that all who seek solace and camaraderie are bid to partake in the wonder of this novel creation – a tapestry woven with strands of enchantment, bearing the name 'Balerno Bower,' where sorcery and craftsmanship intertwine, and the spirits of fellowship and merriment reign supreme.

hi i need money would you like to buy some hand crafted pixels maple.pet/commissions bring your face, bring a picture, bring a pet, that's right, we'll draw your pet

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