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Windows, why do you need to "set up" the laptop keyboard I'm typing on to ask about this and is it seriously wired up as PS/2 on a device not even thick enough to support a PS/2 connector

"She attempted to fight the demand, attempting to buy the [brain] implant outright and remortgaging their house to do so. They were unsuccessful, and she was the last person to get the [device] removed."

"I wish I could’ve kept it. I would have done anything to keep it."

"it calls to mind a similar incident last year in which the manufacturer of a bionic eye decided the units were obsolete, leading patients who'd had them implanted to lose their vision again."

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futurism.com/neoscope/brain-im

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The fuck you will.

There is literally no good reason for elon musk to have biometric, work history, and schooling data about the twitter user base, but there are a plethora or rather in fact an UNENDING NIGHTMARISH TIDE of bad ones. bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

Once again: regardless of what country I live in, I should be able tell twitter or any other company to delete my data, and then it should be GONE, and someone should be able to CHECK.

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a modest proposal: rename Burning Man to Soylent Dweeb

@alfredohno It's only piracy if it's done in the Atlantic ocean, otherwise it's sparkling redistribution of goods.

find -mtime 0
is a really good command if you have GNU findutils since it lists all files that were changed today

@BigJesusTrashcan @taco

Actually, no. AIUI, they basically galvanic skin response meters. (Like the little widgies they put on your fingers when you're taking a polygraph test.)

During one of those nerd-stories bull sessions at an SF convention years ago, I heard tell of a guy (some flavor of science grad student) who decided to go f*ck with the local Scientologists. So before he went to their recruiting session, he soaked his hands in a super-saturated salt solution for, like 2 hours. >

This whole Church of Scientology freaking out over how right to repair will force them to open up how their e-meters work thing is my favourite current side plot. 🍿

When people say someone else is "like Switzerland" because they stay neutral in conflicts, I don't consider it a compliment.

Instead, I think of Elie Wiesel's quote:

“We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented."

Spent a solid twenty minutes trying to figure out how my VCA worked today. Turns out it works when you plug it in.

I need more power cables...
I don't have a good pic right now but one of those life-changing tricks for those of you who design things in meatspace, like 3d printing:

Place any complex object on a scanner along with a ruler (transparent types the best) aligned to a flat side of the object.
On the computer, draw a line along the ruler and calculate its angle to rotate the pic by the inverse angle, to make it perfectly straight.
Then, change the DPI to match the size of the ruler.
Draw a vector curve along the object. Presto, now you got its profile ready to import into a 3D modeler or CAD software, and you know what size it is, without having to use the calipers even once.

i can't take credit for it (no way i was the first to do it) but damn if it isn´t efficient, especially when 2~3mm tolerances are acceptable.

labor-wise, the beautiful thing about management’s alienation from the work they manage, is that in most cases you can just cut them out and replace management *with* the union. they are a lipid layer sitting like an oil-slick upon the tides of our efforts, and they can be washed away.

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