FoxQuirk 🦊 @quirk@computerfairi.es

I dunno who made this, but I love it nonetheless

My fucking oven has an update for "Turkey mode" and when I hit install it showed an updating screen for twenty minutes until it restarts back into asking me if I want to install Turkey Mode

Fuck Turkey Mode!!!

The Netherlands has a multi-party system just like reformers in the US want, reputable elections, biking infrastructure that people won't shut up about, a long tradition of social democracy, and just had a far-right election victory. The rise of fascism is not some trickery by Trump or the Russians or the US system: it's part of the world-wide failure of neoliberalism, which suppressed the left and then died.

Microsoft paid money for this. A lot of money. And they gave it to us for free.

Scientists: we have created a pill to extend life indefinitely
Humanists: we have remembered to make sure *quality* of life was part of the process
Tech companies: we have turned those things into a subscription service so you can autopay to avoid dying a miserable death on a monthly basis

happy anniversary to this video https://youtu.be/0twDETh6QaI

i'm normal and can be trusted with documentation

https://faultlore.com/cargo-mommy/book/

this account is a "
" | safe space for metaprogrammers

my “our relationship is permanent and normal” t-shirt is getting a lot of questions already answered by the t-shirt

🚨 My new YouTube series starts in a few weeks!
In each video I get to see something you don’t normally get to see, and I’m bringing you along with me. It’s an idea I had four years ago and I’m so excited to get it finally out there!

I’ve also upped the quality, working with the production company Penny4.

the only reasonable take on AI safety is that current systems have many societal harms and ethical questions and future ones could be even worse

Tux ain't on Mastodon so enjoy this high effort TF shitpost they made cuz it manages to be both funny and vibes.

https://tuxedodragon.carrd.co/

Lot 291. Dimensionally spliced copy of “The Invention of Love” and “Rock ‘n’ Roll,” by Tom Stoppard (1997/2006). Very good condition. Please note this item is a basilisk for digital point-of-sale technology.

I tried to buy this at the airport bookstore and it crashed the checkout machine and the guy just let me and the woman behind me walk out with our stuff