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I do not envy the Espresso House employees who has to work without a working dish washer or toaster oven

They made it work, I got my order, so I'm happy

@Bard @Toni2167 I've got a coworker thats HUGE into cosplay, and she and I have talked a lot about it over the years because my mothers a theatre costumer and ive been around costumes for a long time

ngl, one of the things that had been on my mind with how much weight i lost during covid lockdowns was I was thinking about starting cosplaying. that really probably would have left me to cracking sooner or later too. it was inevitable

the five dimensional gender spectrum
kiki ↔ bouba
wet ↔ creepy
drum ↔ bass
rumble pak ↔ controller pak
??? ↔ ??? (science hasnt discovered this one yet)

HOT TAKE

FRONT END DEVELOPERS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM USING THEIR HARDWARE FOR A MONTH EACH YEAR AND INSTEAD GIVEN A LOW END 10 YEARS OLD NETBOOK

reject markup return to makeup

(or: reject makeup return to markup?)

(you decide!)

I'm an unsafe rust grrl running wild and unchecked

NixOS 200MB
Logs 150MB
media_attachments 800MB
Mastodon Security Patches 3600MB
Docker 150MB
someone who is good at sysadmin please help me budget this. my hetzner cloud vps is full

phone calls are all spam. emails are all spam. text messages are all spam. if you want to reach me, pin a note to my door with a jeweled dagger or don't waste my time.

Why is Gabe worried? He can just skip breakfast. Easy peasy.

But for real, I’m sorry you’re experiencing this, Gabe. It sucks. I lost most of my work to AI.

“i don't know if i should cry, laugh, smile or frown”

då har jag det perfekta ordet för dig!

Reading alt text like you read that little thing at the museum that explains to you what the painting is actually about and what you're even looking at

Making a commercially successful game

Expectation: 50% making a good game, 50% marketing

Reality: 10% making a good game, 90% marketing

I feel powerless in the face of the rampant adoption of A.I. with little to no societal safeguarding or legal protection, so I make jokes while the driverless steamroller slowly crushes us all to death.

stop writing bugs

it's just rude

code was not meant to be broken

A rare photo of the last steam-sheep before electrification.

has anyone made an llm-based optimising compiler yet. i think it could be cool. would produce really interesting optimisations, but more importantly, infuriating miscompilations

AI-generated papers aren't destroying scientific publishing and peer review. They're just showing how broken those things already were.

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