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Apple SVP of marketing, apparently: so our core message should really be that Apple will destroy all the things you love, and sell you a joyless piece of glass to replace them

i think its really cool how they named the moon luna, in honor of all the trans girls named luna

i love the trans representation!

Here are some common acronyms used by tech companies in 2024, and what they mean.

AI = Always Inaccurate

AGI = A Guy in India

LLM = Large Lying Model

GPT = Great at Producing Trash

Oh, no, China may not get access to software that stole everything it knows, constantly makes shit up and pollutes like it is a billionaire with a fleet of jets! Whatever will they do?

probably the best marginally abstract thing I’ve done, that probably doesn’t even count

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People Are Getting Scammed into Buying Seeds of Non-Existent Cat-Face Flowers Generated by AI.

Scammers are always finding new ways of taking advantage of gullible people, and apparently selling seeds of fake flowers generated by artificial intelligence is one of their latest techniques.

odditycentral.com/news/people- #AI #flowers #scams

octaves are a lie invented by Big Keyboard to sell more keyboards. you only need 12 keys just use inversions

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Puzzle #329
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So I got this thing at ewaste.

It's a Richtech Automated "AI" Temperature Screening System.

Time to open it up.

food 

shoutouts to potatoes. don't know where I'd be without them

Reminded of the "XY problem" again, which must be the most uselessly nondescript name anyone could have picked.

Haha I showed one of my siblings and they sent me this for the hair. I’m not a character artist 😂 this is a humbling learning experience

Programmers: We don’t need sanitization and bounds checking

Hackers:

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