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Here I argue that breaking HTTP cookie parsers that have worked for 25 years is a bad idea: github.com/httpwg/http-extensi

time to pull out the classic post

Operations Skills: PRIMARILY KAFKA AND CASSANDRA BUT I CAN MAKE ANY SORT OF PREDICTION AND HAVE IT IGNORED BY ANY TYPE OF BUREAUCRACY

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i gotta say having to apply for a kafka job before you're told it's a kafka job is a pretty bad case of nominiative determinism

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seeing a "Senior Distributed Systems Engineer" job posting without any specifics about the day to day work and i know deep inside that this is a kafka based analytics pipeline, as ever

@wordshaper @thephd
“we started fuzzing for the first time because of this” is quite a look when you’re running unvetted code in a signed kernel driver.

Some people apparently love juggling scalpels

My friend was sad he couldn’t find a picture of an uwubuwus, so I had a go at drawing one on my phone

US Politics 

Someone posted a quote from Samuel L. Jackson and I made a throw-away response.
He turned it into a meme.

Good morning! You are nice!

Stop normalizing github for everything.

There is no such thing as a peaceful far right protest.

Simp

This happened yesterday and i found it hilarious so i had to draw this lmao

you ever think about how video game cartridges aren't strictly ROMs any more. flash is cheaper than mask ROMs and has been for a long time. those carts are gonna die someday

@hikari
Data loss in flash based game "ROMs" is an actual problem that's being addressed by weird community hacks... gbatemp.net/threads/corrupted-

tfw, you're working on a creative project and trying a lot of things and nothing is quite working so it feels like you're getting nowhere but you are actually making progress on figuring out what you want, you just have nothing to show for it yet

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