salith @salith@computerfairi.es
Joined Aug 2018
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WARNING: Some users have said the emergency alert has activated after they turned their phone back on, use caution if you turned off your emergency phone or activated flight mode
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i heard someone say "ladies, gentlemen, and people who've defeated gender in hand to hand combat" and i think that's just neat
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lmao twitter blue costing more in customer support man hours than what it brings in if they have to manually verify, tag and untag people
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someone made a font out of gerrymandered districts of the US
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🍄 Missed your jump over the mushroom?
🔫 Splatted next to your target?
🚧 Drifted your kart outside the track?
This shall happen no more!
We contacted Nintendo to address the recurring problem with defective Switch controllers and they agreed to offer all consumers the right to repair, free of charge, even beyond the legal guarantee!
This will prevent the disposal of unrepaired controllers and unnecessary waste.
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Literally swiping money from charities. Just straight up evil villain shit.
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1990s web experience
- Open site in browser
- Watch framework of site gradually appear
- Start reading site text
- View images once they load
- Click a hyperlink to more information on the thing you're looking for
2020s web experience
- Open site in browser
- Wait for Cloudflare to verify you aren't a bot
- Wait for background movie to load
- Dismiss cookie popup
- Decline to subscribe to their mailing list
- Decline to speak to a chatbot that promises it's a human
- Scroll infinitely looking for the information you want that's probably not there since it's all generated text intended for other robots to read anyway
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satire of trans media coverage, the onion
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Landlords "provide housing" like scalpers "provide" concert tickets.
Sticker spotted in Redlands, California
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Hey, trans guys?
You're awesome. In the classical sense.
Why?
You are hand-carving your identity out of a block of fossilized preconceptions that society stacked against you. That's why. I can't *not* be awestruck by that shit. Keep it up. 
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Leaked Memo Confirms Elon Musk Ordered Censorship of Left-Wing Activist Himself https://video.ploud.jp/videos/watch/deb0394d-c0ee-400f-ac63-d5cc6ee15a79
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Club Q Attack; Misgendering; Fucking Heroes
From the only drag performer who was in Club Q at the time of the attack: https://twitter.com/unluckybanshee/status/1594914600536809472
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the strongest bocchi (evil)
absolutely no idea if this is true or not but it is what I shall believe from now on
I wish it to be true
I wish it to be true
Joined Aug 2018
