salith @salith@computerfairi.es

WEBSITE: enter password

ME: okay here ya go

WEBSITE: incorrect password

ME: na it's not, babes. check again.

WEBSITE: incorrect password

ME: hmmm maybe I mistyped something. I'll type it slower this time.

WEBSITE: incorrect password

ME: your mom's a incorrect password.

WEBSITE: maybe you forgot your password?

ME: idk maybe.

WEBSITE: do you want to reset it?

ME: ya ok fine whatever

WEBSITE: type new password

ME: here ya go

WEBSITE: new password cannot be the same as old password

ME: asdfhjkl what the fuck do you mean a second ago you said that password was incorrect

WEBSITE: it is

ME: so let me get this straight... the password I just gave you...

WEBSITE: yes?

ME: the new password, the one I'm trying to reset my old password to...

WEBSITE: uh huh?

ME: that password is being rejected because it's the same as the old password...

WEBSITE: mmhmm?

ME: which is incorrect because it's not my password.

WEBSITE: you got it!

ME: that makes negative sense.

WEBSITE: I don't know what to tell you man. just pick a different password?

ME: motherfucker

WEBSITE: password "motherfucker" accepted.

ME: you know what, I ain't even mad.

WEBSITE: now please prove that you are human by solving this fourier transform in 5-dimensional noneuclidian space.

ME: FUUUUUUUUUU—

Happy international Men's day. Especially to all of the transgender men out there.

Doctors in China have used lab-grown insulin-producing cells to treat a woman with type 1 diabetes. The cells were made from her own tissue, reprogrammed into stem cells, and then grown into tiny clusters that release insulin. A year after the transplant, her blood sugar remains normal without medication. It’s the first time in history that a person with type 1 diabetes has been freed from insulin injections using cells made from their own body. https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-8674(24)01022-5?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
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(in a philomena cunk voice) in germany, most passengers already expect their train to be cancelled. hence why, when the train is actually not cancelled, the displays will show a warning that the train is actually in service.

386.

Don’t send people pictures of carved pumpkins before October 15th. That’s premature ejackolantern.

Are you allergic to LaTeX? This pharmacy I'm at has this allergy warning. #latex

she's a 10 but support for her officially ends on October 14, 2025

Spot on post about #autism imo

Not the cyberpunk we imagined.
#AntiAi #Google #TumblrPost #Propaganda

Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/

Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\

If you're wondering how people in Gaza are online, they are able to use Egyptian and Israeli mobile networks with donated eSIMs:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connecting_Humanity

Apparently about 10% of Gazans have an eSIM through this org. Gaza is very thin (about 6-12 km wide) and has very long land borders so it's within range of multiple towers in neighbouring countries.

eSIMs don't require a physical SIM card, and phones are low power devices that can be charged through solar panels etc even when there is no mains power.

#Gaza

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"Do not introduce Digital ID cards

We demand that the UK Government immediately commits to not introducing a digital ID cards."

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194