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@ky0ko very good, ky0ko but did you remember to compile python before you started compiling this python so that you could compile python pythonically?

i am compiling python so that i can compile python so that i can compile python

@DragonessDella@octodon.social @feathers ohohohoho

you don't want to read my poetry, it's disjointed, follows no style whatsoever, and typically makes no sense

all those english courses were wasted on me

@feathers you should! i would read this poetry

i should write poetry too tbh, tho i would rather read and imagine

A public service announcement: if you experience a catastrophic collapse of linear time, please be calling our elite team of temporal agents, who will have been helping you to have repaired your local time stream. If you did, our emergency line would have been 1-800-[harsh static]

the best poetry is still warm and tingly from being scooped from a severed soul

@Elizafox tbf, it's pretty cold in tulsa, i'm in the pnw and have been mostly spared this

God owes a stick of gum for forcing me to live on this hell planet.

do you hear that friends? that's the sound of revolution!

@DragonessDella@octodon.social go back to sleeeeeep~

@goat look, ill run interference for Ubuntu any day, okay. im using mac os x right now.

i should be thrown to block attacks against ubuntu users by distracting the hardcore Linux crowd with their silver coated fruit nemesis.

Hey linux nerds? Can we not shit on Ubuntu?

@scarly no but you can buy as many magnets online as you want there’s no limit.

@scarly I don’t even want to think about the sort of nonsense that would come out of a hypothetical Chelbot9000 :blobfearful:

@maple that's amazing... tbh, maplebot has already had quite the conversation with @Chel sooo

i feel like ebooks bots give deep insights into the minds of those that they seek to emulate

and then eventually... they grow beyond

@AudreyJune uh yeah. she was prosecuting parents for truancy and actually putting them in jail. even in the usa, this is just mind blowing

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