Scarly the Raven @scarly@computerfairi.es
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- they/them/she/her
- Wakanda
- Forever
~your charming trans femme non-binary friend~
~trans, enby, lesbian, black, socialist~
i'm a gay raven. sometimes a gay cat. i like technology, corvids, good stories, long walks on the beach, and destroying the patriarchy. all before breakfast.
i'm fairly antisocial but if you're interesting and nice then probably i'll be a good friend to have around.
currently in a loving relationship with a bunny and a merlin.
Joined Sep 2018
i appreciate it when @Chel reads spam out loud to me
no, really i do; honestly. there's nothing like a dramatic reading of scam emails to really bring joy to a dreary day tbh
find you a girl that appreciates Vivaldi's Four Seasons
@AudreyJune OMG
SAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEEE
@AudreyJune for the record, i absolutely love Vivaldi's Four Seasons
if you want something with stronger violin play and a slightly darker vibe, check out the variant composed by Max Richter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oYWfJuMGMA
it's so beautiful tbh ; _ ;
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Shaking my hips to Vivaldi’s Four Seasons.
@boisdevache@guineapig.party i absolutely do not like clowns
@cheyenne im down for this technicality
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TECHNICALLY SPEAKING
woc topping white girls is decolonization
@cute@deadinsi.de come to portland, we have cookies
(actually, i'm not there yet but will be)
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read my book, it's got a girl disguised as a newsboy, a world transitioning from steampunk to dieselpunk, a shady government at war, and all the characters are based on nursery rhymes saintforrent.com/newsprints
#graphicnovel #graphicnovels #book #comics #newsies #oc #originalcharacter #mastoart #creativetoots
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@cute
bitcoin is when u play minecraft and the more u play, the more bits u have
@pronatedwrists@yiff.life this is glorious XD
@pronatedwrists@yiff.life yes
i am a crow and i vouch for this
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Dragons can blow pretty elaborate kisses
(🎨 by https://twitter.com/fawnduu)
someone should create a spoon bank for those of us in need of silverware
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it is the year 2022. the #Fediverse as we know it has been crushed on the anvil of the Toot! Crisis, and in our moment of weakness, the Corporations took control. the Fediverse has been divided into the following bitterly opposed factions:
• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)
war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.
• Amazon Elastic Mastodon Service
• Google Cloud Mastodon
• Microsoft Azure Mastodon
• Microsoft Xbox Live Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon
• Microsoft Visual Mastodon Code (actually Pleroma)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 (actually SharePoint)
• Microsoft Office Mastodon 365 Enterprise (actually SharePoint, SOX- and HIPAA-certified)
• Apple iMessage (can be used to talk about the Fediverse, but not to it, and only with other Apple users)
war between them is unceasing. features are added and removed with every passing day. DMs and audio posts still do not work properly.
> actually SharePoint
i just literally died with laughter, you are now interacting with a ghost tbh
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quasi-lewdish shitpost
@scarly bunnies need food, sleep, material goods, and lots of sex, basically
bunnies are easily startled and need very carefully maintained environments to have happy lives.
meanwhile, crows are cantankerous, mischievous, and can be gloriously feisty. i mean... a group of crows is called a murder for crying out. loud.
mine is a match made in heaven.
my poor @Chel. i think i aged her today.
me: imma fight Everyone today
chel: oh come on
me: *all the fights*
chel: 
- Pronouns
- they/them/she/her
- Wakanda
- Forever
~your charming trans femme non-binary friend~
~trans, enby, lesbian, black, socialist~
i'm a gay raven. sometimes a gay cat. i like technology, corvids, good stories, long walks on the beach, and destroying the patriarchy. all before breakfast.
i'm fairly antisocial but if you're interesting and nice then probably i'll be a good friend to have around.
currently in a loving relationship with a bunny and a merlin.
Joined Sep 2018
