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A public service announcement: if you experience a catastrophic collapse of linear time, please be calling our elite team of temporal agents, who will have been helping you to have repaired your local time stream. If you did, our emergency line would have been 1-800-[harsh static]

the best poetry is still warm and tingly from being scooped from a severed soul

God owes a stick of gum for forcing me to live on this hell planet.

do you hear that friends? that's the sound of revolution!

Hey linux nerds? Can we not shit on Ubuntu?

@scarly no but you can buy as many magnets online as you want there’s no limit.

@scarly I don’t even want to think about the sort of nonsense that would come out of a hypothetical Chelbot9000 :blobfearful:

i feel like ebooks bots give deep insights into the minds of those that they seek to emulate

and then eventually... they grow beyond

Every time I see a post uncritically discussing Kamala Harris I am going to remind you all:

Kamala Harris is a cop.

the moon is the sun at night, but only sometimes.

Macabre jokes are one of my unseelie faerie superpowers, as it happens ☠️ ✨

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@scarly Car junkyards have large enough electromagnets, hope that helps

wait so has everyone moved from curious cat to just... a different anonymous question platform?

im trying to be more positive

does anyone know where i can acquire a magnetic field adjuster of some sort?

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