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getting out of bed can sometimes seem a monumental task

completely unbiased recommendation: mouse girlfriends are very good and you should get one (or more)

I decided to go ahead and move to snouts.online, please follow me there as I'll no longer be tooting here

@roxy

personal health (+++) 

wait, i just realized something amazing

the time that i went into the ER last year - everyone that i dealt with from the ambulance lady to the doc were all lesbians

ok. it's official - i was Saved By Lesbians

feeling much better now too than i did back then thankfully

ive been programming for a long time but my eyes still glaze over when i see too much jargon

Am I the only one that feels like misleading CW for images is completely off limits?

Like, that’s a level of trust, don’t make me look at something cursed if you said it’s a selfie. I’m gonna have anxiety about that later.

@scarly I'm also a terrible human being

which makes it quite lucky I'm an octopus

@scarly
I’m a terrible human being cuz I can’t stop saying unexpected wet shit I’m so so sorry

Limited time offer: Reply to this post with a link to a post of yours and I will give you an audio version of me giving it the Valley Girl treatment.

@scarly @zac the "we don't know anything about anything, someone pls help" clique?

yo, i need someone to explain the lefttwitter nonsense to me bc i feel like it's something i should know but every time i see something about the drama i am incredibly confused

is there some central clearing agency for mastodon Discourse for those that aren't cool enough to be in any cliques?

i started with node shortly after it became a thing. since that time, it seems as though the javascript ecosystem has become a complete mess

every time i want to feel better about X where X is literally any other programming language ecosystem, i go browse npmjs.com. it never fails to make me feel pretty good

cannabalism tech shitpost 

does the javascript ecosystem eat its own children?

when my friends hit the club I...

...sit quietly at home and fuck around on the internet :blobthinkingcool:

the fediverse taught me that stylishly using the word praxis in and out of proper context is good praxis

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