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🅱️ideo 🅱️ames

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Cooler Aleums

White people love saying "It's all about who you know"

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The Book of Kels

White Nationalism, Canada 

This one's rich. A new white nationalist party who wants to run in the upcoming federal election submitted paperwork including names and addresses of 250 supporters. Only trouble is, once they submitted they realized that Elections Canada is now required to make that list public, and they REALLY don't want people to know who's supporting white nationalism. So it's panic time in Nazi Town.

cbc.ca/news/politics/canadian-

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currently sitting in an alternate dimension called the 「cable company office」 where they're playing linkin park's "in the end" over advertisements for $1000 300-packs of christmas shoes for Kids in Need that also comes with a shoe-shaped christian tree ornament lest you forget that you bought into this infomercial

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[terrible infomercial announcer voice] you've heard of gamers, and perhaps you've even heard of gamettes, but today, we bring you the newest addition to our line of products.... Gamenbies

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official jason ✅

it's alfonse fire emblem's birthday

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food poisoning 

so as it turns out it's not just that I dislike parmesan cheese, it's straight-up that parmesan triggers my extremely situational lactose intolerance

I'm awake remarkably early today due to stomach pain and have many regrets

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poem.exe

involuntary
snail
from the moon

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

The Unnatural History Museum has many fascinating artifacts, like:
- a file containing the only pixel from the unprintable scroll of Glee
- a tub of uncried male tears (constantly overflowing)
- The Missing Chapter, a prose extract by Tty Prt
- a one-sided door
- all its visitors
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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cadbury cum egg :funkylad:

they stole brock’s melanin
they fucking stole it

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cadbury cum egg :funkylad:

@gnarlyanimal look what they fucking did to him

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Tom (tired of the computer)

👏Lucky 🙏 Lunch 🙌 Lucario! 🎉

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Sylvhem

Montreal Pride expels gay Hong Kong marchers, blaming ‘threats by pro-Communists’ to sabotage parade

scmp.com/news/china/society/ar

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🧀 

so I don't know jack shit about cheese despite liking it a ton, but what I *do* know now is that it's not just parmigiano reggiano I'm not a fan of. I guess I just don't like parmesan in general, so I guess ricotta is next in the sampling line from that cheese blend I love so much

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cursed (?) food 

if we can make cow-milk cheese and almond milk, who's to say that we can't make almond cheese

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the world's most flammable skeleton :duuunduundundunduundun:

lightning mcspleen

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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

"Ah, Frxz?"
Our alien intern looked up from their workstation. "Yes, supervisor!"
"You added a 'Gender' field to our site."
Frxz beamed, literally. "Yes! Traditional!"
"And the options..."
"I researched. One differentiator!"
"I'm afraid we can't use 'pockets' and 'no pockets'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

the only people who can call themselves a "self-made man" are trans men

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Your favorite dad

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

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Cee

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