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Here's your problem for the night:

At what point do they cease being groceries and become food?

Better yet, at what point to they BEGIN being groceries?

i'm gonna lose my mind before i finish counting and rolling up all of this change ahahaha :thinkhappy: i hope i can just leave a message for some of my buds + have them keep me company while i count coins and die

*I'm hoping to use THE money to move out. Thanks, predictive text. (:c_(

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self-advertising 

anyone interested in a half-page's worth of sketches for $3 USD? I'm hoping to use toe money to move out of my stressful situation and in with my boyfriend before the end of the year (optimistically aiming for the end of summer). throw in an extra $3 for more page space or an underpainted color finish on your half-page! I'll draw anything other than primates, hate speech, or nsfw stuff.

ko-fi.com/fffafnir/

more flarf... For Your Soulβ„’ 

You know why she's dragging you? You should stop there, since many folks suffer through puddles collected in the middle of this tar. Meanwhile, I've been here wishing that you were a better person. Her problems are going pale from staying inside so much, making me so ashamed of everything. She could morph into a home-bound alien for all I care. Everything I do is, again, what is quoted as saying, and that's just the way it is at home some days.

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Looking for work (in Sydney or remotely), boosts wanted 

So it seems the government is offering me an ultimatum: drop out of my studies, or starve.

I'm a nonbinary computing person, and have experience with Systems Administration, Formal Methods, Desktop Development and Functional Programming, looking to find work ASAP.

My resume can be found here: averylychee.neocities.org/onli

I'm hoping to find work in Sydney, but I'm also open to working remotely

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financial need, eviction, urgent 

GoFundMe:
gofundme.com/tessa-survival

patreon:
patreon.com/jakimfett

venmo/simple:
@jakimfett

Literally $1 will help right now.

My bank account is at $0.35 and I need $5 for bus fare in less than 20 hours.

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Here is a useful list of mobile apps, browser extensions, bots, etc for Mastodon users at github.com/tootsuite/documenta.

There is a small link at the bottom of the Getting Started column by I expect many #newusers may miss it. Not all the mobile apps are in the official stores.

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Speakers of American English! You can help do an actual science just by answering some questions on a topic practically everybody likes to talk about: What Is The Right Word for a Thing?

New online American English dialect survey languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/

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While there isn't an official way to link your Mastodon account with Keybase, you can prove your identity manually by signing a message with the Keybase CLI. Then, anyone that meets you via the fediverse can communicate with you securely by verifying your signature. There is a good explanation of how to do this at ryanmaynard.co/mastodon-keybas

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Today's lesson: Medium is bad. They've suspended our account and blocked access to all our published stories for bogus reasons and with only 12 hours notice.

also this cherry-blossom petal-shower icon animation is HILARIOUSLY dramatic... oh dang i love it

whomst thought that it was a good idea to make the English word "volume" cover two ENTIRELY different forms of measurement

flarf 4: the flarfening 

Oh, my poor anxious fibres! While people eat scorpions and blowfish, breakfast tomorrow morning won't be easy for me to stomach. I feel like a little baby...! -- and, well, while I would not normally bother, we aren't changing anyone's minds here. Listen, I would recommend making either one of those blue marbles actually overcome things in the end. I'll restart everything all over the world again, since I really DO love you.

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more flarf poetry 

My problems with them outright banning the papers won't matter, for you can absolutely fire back against them with love. It's gonna be forever changed: since I need the money to get somewhere, we can split it between the two of us! It helps you and your cute face that I love. Neither of us can stop me now, dude. I've been thinking about our long-lost laughter, and you know how I feel about that change.

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more predictive text flarf poetry 

I still think that since we are fragile, how you incite drama about others draws too much attention. That would essentially mean losing; it eliminates all of our boundaries. Funds are going, and that's just well enough for them. We can't afford to wither away under their presence.

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predictive text flarf poem 

It's fine by bird anatomy to be with you, and completely different languages can't express that. Only defending myself actually let me overcome the end, what was the neat little bit. I'm fine. That's just how we are.

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