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anyone interested in a half-page's worth of sketches for $3 USD? I'm hoping to use toe money to move out of my stressful situation and in with my boyfriend before the end of the year (optimistically aiming for the end of summer). throw in an extra $3 for more page space or an underpainted color finish on your half-page! I'll draw anything other than primates, hate speech, or nsfw stuff.
more flarf... For Your Soulβ’
You know why she's dragging you? You should stop there, since many folks suffer through puddles collected in the middle of this tar. Meanwhile, I've been here wishing that you were a better person. Her problems are going pale from staying inside so much, making me so ashamed of everything. She could morph into a home-bound alien for all I care. Everything I do is, again, what is quoted as saying, and that's just the way it is at home some days.
Looking for work (in Sydney or remotely), boosts wanted
So it seems the government is offering me an ultimatum: drop out of my studies, or starve.
I'm a nonbinary computing person, and have experience with Systems Administration, Formal Methods, Desktop Development and Functional Programming, looking to find work ASAP.
My resume can be found here: https://averylychee.neocities.org/online_resume.pdf
I'm hoping to find work in Sydney, but I'm also open to working remotely
financial need, eviction, urgent
GoFundMe:
https://www.gofundme.com/tessa-survival
patreon:
https://patreon.com/jakimfett
venmo/simple:
@jakimfett
Literally $1 will help right now.
My bank account is at $0.35 and I need $5 for bus fare in less than 20 hours.
Here is a useful list of mobile apps, browser extensions, bots, etc for Mastodon users at https://github.com/tootsuite/documentation/blob/master/Using-Mastodon/Apps.md.
There is a small link at the bottom of the Getting Started column by I expect many #newusers may miss it. Not all the mobile apps are in the official stores.
Speakers of American English! You can help do an actual science just by answering some questions on a topic practically everybody likes to talk about: What Is The Right Word for a Thing?
New online American English dialect survey http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=37429
While there isn't an official way to link your Mastodon account with Keybase, you can prove your identity manually by signing a message with the Keybase CLI. Then, anyone that meets you via the fediverse can communicate with you securely by verifying your signature. There is a good explanation of how to do this at https://ryanmaynard.co/mastodon-keybase
flarf 4: the flarfening
Oh, my poor anxious fibres! While people eat scorpions and blowfish, breakfast tomorrow morning won't be easy for me to stomach. I feel like a little baby...! -- and, well, while I would not normally bother, we aren't changing anyone's minds here. Listen, I would recommend making either one of those blue marbles actually overcome things in the end. I'll restart everything all over the world again, since I really DO love you.
more flarf poetry
My problems with them outright banning the papers won't matter, for you can absolutely fire back against them with love. It's gonna be forever changed: since I need the money to get somewhere, we can split it between the two of us! It helps you and your cute face that I love. Neither of us can stop me now, dude. I've been thinking about our long-lost laughter, and you know how I feel about that change.
more predictive text flarf poetry
I still think that since we are fragile, how you incite drama about others draws too much attention. That would essentially mean losing; it eliminates all of our boundaries. Funds are going, and that's just well enough for them. We can't afford to wither away under their presence.
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Iβm a front-end web developer, birdkeeper, rainforest bastard, and a former student of vertebrate paleontology (cretaceous theropod specialty) just trying to get along in this cruel world of furry-wigged titty sparkledogs.
I am forgetful and crass; I wouldn't recommend following if you NEED uncommon CW content tagged. otherwise feel free to send a request or ask that I tag for something