maple classic™ 
i wish i could broadcast a force-unfollow signal without having a list of people who are shadow-following me
@bea ?
@bea hmm i think if someone's ever followed me my instance knows about them, right?
problem is that's gonna be a few (hundreds of?) thousands of requests
federation police mite get mad at me
@squirrel i can but i'm unfortunately both busy and not doing well right now so i don't know when i can :c
it's possible to write the thing so it sends the requests slowly over time so nobody gets mad
@squirrel mm tomorrow day maybe? probably the only things left for me today are work, chat, and sleep
@bea we'll talk then :3
@squirrel :/
without your instance knowing those users at all it's impossible i think. you can do it for all users your instance is aware of but you still might miss some that way