maple classic™ 
seriously i just want a 16:9 image with centered text
do i have to like, do it out in html and css and then screenshot the page
is there really no other software that can help me do that because kdenlive can't
@squirrel i think u can install photoshop via WINE. but i know Krita and Inkscape exist for sure. we were using them during my degree. but ya WINE + ps.
@azka yeah none of those options are good and i know about all of them already thank you
@squirrel GIMP is a weirdo for sure, but here's a quick GIF of how to specifically just that with it.
(I avoided GIMP for years, then I saw one really good tutorial on it that got me past the block, now I use it every day. I know it's stupid non-intuitive.)
@squirrel (P.S. pls don't hate me for suggesting GIMP. Just I know how it can do this specific task. 😓)
it's 2017 and linux still doesn't have an image editor. none. not one exists.