maple classic™ 
seriously i just want a 16:9 image with centered text
do i have to like, do it out in html and css and then screenshot the page
is there really no other software that can help me do that because kdenlive can't
it's 2017 and linux still doesn't have an image editor. none. not one exists.
@squirrel i think u can install photoshop via WINE. but i know Krita and Inkscape exist for sure. we were using them during my degree. but ya WINE + ps.
@azka yeah none of those options are good and i know about all of them already thank you
