@squirrel true fact, I use the phrase "Burn that bridge when we get to it" far more often than the proper version

@squirrel Don't forget to dot your t's and cross your i's.

@squirrel I worked at NASA some years ago. Some of the engineers in my building had a custom set of license plate frames made that said "Yes, I am a rocket surgeon - NASA Goddard"

@squirrel My preferred malaphor is "Not the sharpest brick in the marquee."

@squirrel This morning I heard someone say "This thing has it all! The whole 9 gallons!"

@squirrel Let he who sits in the glasshouse cast the first stone.