maple classic™ 
if you think English is bad be thankful you at least have 'they', romance languages like Portuguese don't have gender neutral pronouns and it's a fuck
everything has a gender!
table? she!
computer? he!
television? she!
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@lizardsquid tom scott is that you
@squirrel as a linguist, I'm not allowed to judge languages!
but grammatical gender is bad and unnecessary and awful and terrible and can go crawl into a horrible hole where it belongs