i am forever disappointed that "Crystal Radios" do not actually have a big ol' crystal just soldered into the board that you can see through like some kind of magitech thing.
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@Nine to this day i still haven't look up what the crystal in crystal radio is
@fillertrack @Nine this is starting to sound suspiciously like a certain craigslist ad
@squirrel @Nine I mean they're definitely talking lewd on the radio