maple classic™ 
space robot musings
what if i were part of a starship crew and had my own little quarters adorned with little knickknacks the other crew members had given me over the years
what if, due to being a robot, i've witnessed several full crew changes while remaining the only original part of the ship
space robot musings
@squirrel "Dude, you're getting assigned to the ESS Bodgit & Leggit?"
"Yeah, what's special about that one?"
"You get to hang with Maple on that ship, according to my Dad she's the best robot in the fleet!"
space robot musings
@troubleMoney oh my god
space robot musings
@squirrel occasionally you'd get asked questions by historians who can't find stuff in the archive but you'd know it since you were there!
space robot musings
@troubleMoney holy shit
space robot musings
oh my god what if i had an insignia collection from whenever a crew member had to get an upgrade and they gave me their old one
and then i just have the most comprehensive collection of each insignia redesign, in a little drawer, in my quarters