maple classic™ 
a weasel walks into a bar
the bartender looks up and says, "wow! in all my years tending the bar i've never had a weasel stop by. what can i get you?"
"pop," goes the weasel
@squirrel and you complain about the rest of our jokes 
@troubleMoney i get to do them because i'm cute
@squirrel that's true, you are super cute
full disclaimer: i stole this from a facebook page that steals things from other places without sourcing