maple classic™ 
easter family lunch instantly went horrible
save me
@squirrel I mean, I'd come get you but I'd have to take out a loan and I'd only get there by Tuesday morning which probably wouldn't help much
Could do a "there's an emergency, come quick" phone call for you though
@troubleMoney you're too kind <3
@squirrel I've just remembered there used to be a Concorde route from Paris to your neck of the woods, that would have been hella convenient
Also expensive
Very expensive
@squirrel still, if I can't help out a squirrelbun that needs a hand then what's the point in having more than the absolutely required number of kidneys
@squirrel have you considered discussing steamed ham