maple classic™ 
someone: "how close to Atlanta are you"
me: "i am nowhere near the northern hemisphere of the globe"
@squirrel I looked it up for giggles, you're actually only 500 miles further from atlanta, georgia than I am!
@troubleMoney i'm not in the proclaimers to walk that
@squirrel did they mean atlantis? I'm sure atlantis was in the southern hemisphere