maple classic™ 
@squirrel blurf?
How is my favourite computer today?
@squirrel aw, we'll have to fix you up then!
*drags over laptop with console cables*
@troubleMoney *flops across keyboard like a cat*
@squirrel *sees rows of "hasdggasvdagfagfdslkjajhs" appear on your eye screens*
*pets*
@troubleMoney *glitchy purrs*
@squirrel awww cute lil robosqwerbun!
*scritches*