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Facebook bullshit, angy 

Wait what the fuck I'm not banned? It said I was but I could post

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Facebook bullshit, angy 

I love how literal white supremacist militias are fine Facebook but me insulting someone because he thinks his phone is better than any studio mic or DSLR nets a 30 day ban

FUCK

in 2030 a neuralink controlled tesla cybercop will hunt me down for sport for calling elon musk a parasite on twitter dot com

also like. v excited for inevitable neuralink malware

"ppl wouldn't do that that's fucked up"
see: hospital ransomware

"but it's gotta be offline right?"
firmware upgrade mechanisms have to exist, even if the machine doing the upgrades is airgapped, it still has to get the upgrades from somewhere

also lmao @ literally every "high security" device from shitty silicon valley startups

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i wanna snooze in a pile of kobolds

just all flopped over each other

lil snoozin lizer pile

So the thing I WANT to draw are a couple of really bitter comics about kid's story tropes. My hand is too cramped to actually draw it so it's just the framework

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there is a startlingly small amount of emus in the emulation community

i remember @troubleMoney helping me track down some obscure bug and some other fun interactions but my ability to remember name/avatar combinations is really shit and that's why I always gravitate back to FB from here and twitter

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can i be honest

the reason i didnt come back to mastodon despite wanting to was i couldn't remember who the fuck anyone was and i feel bad about that

the fact a trans person is trans is only important if they want it to be

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